Season 38 / Episode 14

Christoph Waltz

February 16, 2013 · Musical guest: Alabama Shakes

Running order

The show.

01
Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph
8 cast members
- Bill Hader
  Victor Lestrange
- Bobby Moynihan
  Dan The Animal Man
- Cecily Strong
  Diana
- Fred Armisen
  captain
- Jason Sudeikis
  Dean
- Jay Pharoah
  Reggie Davis
- Kenan Thompson
  passenger
- Tim Robinson
  Mike
Cold open
02
Monologue
6 cast members
- Bobby Moynihan
  As self
- Cecily Strong
  As self
- Fred Armisen
  As self
- Kate McKinnon
  As self
- Nasim Pedrad
  As self
- Taran Killam
  As self
Monologue
03
What Have You Become?
5 cast members
- Aidy Bryant
  Meredith Fine
- Bill Hader
  Patrick Vance
- Jay Pharoah
  Donald's grandfather
- Kate McKinnon
  Ernestine
- Kenan Thompson
  Donald Latimer
Live sketch
04
Papal Securities
1 cast member
- Jason Sudeikis
  spokesperson
Pre-tape
05
Tippy
7 cast members
- Bobby Moynihan
  guest
- Jay Pharoah
  waiter
- Kate McKinnon
  guest
- Kenan Thompson
  guest
- Nasim Pedrad
  Tippy
- Tim Robinson
  guest
- Vanessa Bayer
  guest
Live sketch
06
Djesus Uncrossed
4 cast members
- Fred Armisen
  Roman
- Jay Pharoah
  as Samuel L. Jackson / Judas Iscariot
- Kenan Thompson
  as Ving Rhames / Pontius Pilate
- Taran Killam
  as Brad Pitt / St. Peter
Pre-tape
07
Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He!
4 cast members
- Cecily Strong
  girl
- Jay Pharoah
  Darnell JaMarcus
- Kenan Thompson
  Marcus JaMarcus
- Taran Killam
  guy
Live sketch
08
"Hold On"
Musical performance
09
Weekend Update
1. At the deskMarco Rubio explains his State of the Union water break
2. At the deskOlya Povlatsky visits Weekend Update
3. At the deskStephen A. Smith comments on the Los Angeles Lakers
4 cast members
- Jay Pharoah
  as Stephen A. Smith
- Kate McKinnon
  Olya Povlatsky
- Seth Meyers
  Anchor
- Taran Killam
  as Marco Rubio
Weekend Update
10
Loving Couple
6 cast members
- Aidy Bryant
  Lisa
- Bill Hader
  guest
- Fred Armisen
  Regine
- Taran Killam
  waiter
- Tim Robinson
  guest
- Vanessa Bayer
  guest
Live sketch
11
Fox and Friends
6 cast members
- Bill Hader
  as Ted Nugent
- Bobby Moynihan
  as Brian Kilmeade
- Fred Armisen
  Chris Teigler
- Jay Pharoah
  as Barack Obama
- Taran Killam
  as Steve Doocy
- Vanessa Bayer
  as Gretchen Carlson
Live sketch
12
"Always Alright"
Musical performance
13
Secret Admirer Letter
5 cast members
- Bill Hader
  Mark
- Cecily Strong
  Jennifer
- Jason Sudeikis
  Todd
- Kenan Thompson
  Ben
- Vanessa Bayer
  Jackie
Live sketch
14
Goodnights
Goodnights

Notable moments.

Djesus Uncrossed airs

The filmed trailer recast a revenge western as a biblical sequel.

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Christoph Waltz makes his hosting debut

Waltz hosted with Alabama Shakes as musical guest.

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14 credited cast members

Episode cast index.

Open a running-order credit to see roles and impressions.

Jay Pharoah7 segments
Kenan Thompson6 segments
Taran Killam6 segments
Bill Hader5 segments
Fred Armisen5 segments
Bobby Moynihan4 segments
Cecily Strong4 segments
Kate McKinnon4 segments
Vanessa Bayer4 segments
Jason Sudeikis3 segments
Tim Robinson3 segments
Aidy Bryant2 segments
Nasim Pedrad2 segments
Seth Meyers1 segment

Cast credits checked against SNL Archives and remain under editorial review. Research source

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